lawmaking

Okay, i've observed how mandates are decreed all the time. And other people have to abide by those mandates--although the reason has to be really good. Trust me. I know of which I speak, and now it's my turn. So. Mandate. To wit:

Law 1: Everyone must cease and desist with the SGA fic. No more SGA fic. Put the SGA fic down, and walk away, and nobody gets hurt.
Reason: I don't enjoy, nor watch it... don't understand what anyone sees in it (and yes, I know, "Sheppard this, Sheppard that." Frankly, I got tired of watching him commit genocide, and then shrug it off with a 'who wants cookies' attitude. I want him to SUFFER, damn it. I suspect he'd be really good at it) why would I read the fic?

Stop writing it. Now. Write, uh, Smallville fic. Yeah. That's it. SMALLVILLE! *prodprod*