The Best Things In Life Are Free by smittywing (linked to the Wayback Machine)
Unconventional AU wherein John’s father is the man John will grow up to be. Novel! It’s a High School Extravaganza!
Couples & Characters: John, Rodney, Colonel Sheppard, Radek, Teyla and a mish-mash of SGA/SG1 characters
Rating: G
Published on AO3: Sadly, not on AO3, you’ll have to go via the Wayback Machine. Link up top.
Read: 6/02/2023
Word Count: 101,918
SumUp: Concept snatched from the 1987 MGM classic “Can’t Buy Me Love”, which is shaken and stirred by the author. There are a bunch of links to snippets from smitty's High School au at the bottom of the story page.
Snip: "You don't have to teach me to breakdance or anything," Rodney said hastily. "I'm not sure there's quite enough time for me to pick up the thing where I spin on my head."